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The Three Horsemen Of Code Formatting

Webdev Frontend Programming Javascript

10 months ago 322.7K views 0 shares

The Three Horsemen Of Code Formatting

The eternal holy war of code formatting: spaces vs tabs vs... chaos . The first two types meticulously indent their HTML with either spaces or tabs, maintaining some semblance of sanity and structure. But that third type? They just slam everything into a single line with no breaks whatsoever, like some kind of code-writing sociopath. This is the person who submits PRs at 4:59 PM on Friday and then immediately logs off. The same monster who responds to bug reports with "works on my machine" and uses Comic Sans in their IDE. They're not coding—they're committing crimes against humanity.

Behold I Have Become Schizo The Destroyer Of Eyes

Javascript Security Programming Debugging

1 year ago 335.4K views 0 shares

Behold I Have Become Schizo The Destroyer Of Eyes

Someone: "Obfuscation doesn't work!" Meanwhile, the obfuscated code looks like hieroglyphics designed by an ancient programmer who hated their future self. It's not just unreadable—it's actively trying to cause psychic damage. The kind of code that makes your IDE contemplate a career change. Whoever wrote this didn't just obfuscate their code, they turned it into a cryptic summoning ritual that would make even the most hardened security expert weep into their mechanical keyboard. And yet, somewhere out there, a developer is proudly thinking "No one will ever reverse engineer THIS masterpiece!"