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Oh look, another "full-stack developer" who only knows how to style a button! The meme shows the perfect reaction when someone claims web development expertise but only mentions HTML and CSS - basically the equivalent of saying you're a chef because you can make toast. It's like bringing safety scissors to a sword fight. Sure, HTML and CSS are important foundations, but claiming you're a web developer with just those is like saying you're fluent in Spanish because you can order a burrito. The rest of us are over here wrestling with JavaScript frameworks, backend logic, and database nightmares while you're still figuring out why your div won't center.

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The sacred cow of legacy code. Every dev team has that one monstrosity—a horrifying tangle of spaghetti code written by someone who left the company five years ago—but it somehow powers the entire business. Touch it? You might as well resign on the spot. We've all been there, staring at a function with zero comments and variable names like "temp2" and "x_final_FINAL_v3" while the senior dev whispers, "We don't go near that part. It's... temperamental." And so the cow remains, untouched, unrefactored, and utterly sacred.

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Content Q: When I was 4, my sister was 2. 1 am now 44. How old is my sister? Programmer: 44 - (4 - 2) 42 Tester: When I was 4, my sister was 2. I am now 44. How old is my sister? "As Answer a) Follow 97 Request 01 S 000 100 Answers Samuel Lipoff, studied at Harvard University Updated 17h ago This is a tough one. She might be 42, but she could be 41 or 43 also, since you don't say when your birthday is and her birthday is. Also, she could be dead. Finally, you might have thought she was your sister but actually your mom had an affair with another man and the woman who is 1-3 years younger than you is not actually your sister. But your mom may have given away your real sister for adoption, in which case she's probably older than you. See why it's tough? Finally, what if you think your sister is dead, but she actually has become an astronaut on a secret government project for near light-speed travel? Then your sister would be aging more slowly than you, so she could potentially be even younger than 41

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