Lore Accurate Junior Dev

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Lore Accurate Junior Dev

debugging-memes, junior-developer-memes, programming-mistakes-memes, function-calls-memes, facepalm-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The quintessential junior developer experience captured in its purest form. Spending 4 hours in debugging purgatory, questioning your life choices and sanity, only to discover you never actually called the function you wrote. It's like building an entire rocket ship and wondering why it won't launch when you never pressed the ignition button. The instant transition from SpongeBob's rage-filled face to "Worked immediately" is the perfect representation of that unique mixture of relief and self-loathing that only programming can provide. The most authentic part? We've ALL been there... probably yesterday.

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