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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Code size Memes

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Average Node.js Project

Javascript Webdev Programming Frontend Backend
23 days ago 91.6K views 0 shares
Average Node.js Project
Behold the duality of Node.js development! On the left, we have the node_modules folder—a monstrous encyclopedia that could crush a small desk, containing 500MB of dependencies just to center a div. Meanwhile, your actual source code on the right is basically a haiku that says "import everything" and "console.log('hello world')". The best part? You'll spend 90% of your time managing those dependencies and 10% writing the three lines of code that actually do something. It's like bringing a nuclear warhead to a knife fight.

Such Extreme Much Complex

Programming Iot Hardware
2 months ago 96.0K views 0 shares
Such Extreme Much Complex
OH MY GOD! A WHOLE 500 LINES OF CODE?! IN A VEHICLE?! *faints dramatically* Meanwhile, every developer is staring at their million-line codebase thinking, "That's cute, my coffee machine has more code than your entire car." The absolute AUDACITY to call 500 lines "complex" when modern web browsers contain more code than the entire history of transportation combined. This ad is the programming equivalent of someone bragging about their "extreme" workout routine of walking up a single flight of stairs. 💀

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Ad SAMSUNG 32" 4K Curved

Pixels so sharp they'll cut your eyestrain
Samsung 32-inch 4K curved monitor
Buy this and help us upgrade from Java 8. It's only been EOL for... wait, how long? ☕