Browser-history Memes

You're lying in your casket, finally at peace, when you hear your family discussing funeral expenses. Their solution? Selling your custom-built gaming rig with the RTX 4090, the triple-monitor setup, the mechanical keyboard collection, and that NAS server running your Plex instance. Suddenly you're sitting bolt upright in the coffin like "absolutely not." That PC has your entire digital life on it. Unencrypted browser history, half-finished side projects, 47 different versions of "final_FINAL_v3_actually_final.py", and a folder structure so convoluted it would take archaeologists decades to decipher. They're not selling that thing. You're taking it with you.