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Content WEHEARD YOU LIKE ESCAPE SEQUENCES Alright. after banging my head against a wall for getting the right escape patterns to satisfy both java and ffmpeg I came up with this: 12 MyDrawTextString.replaceAll("", ' '") . replaceAll ("" 1:) 118"). replaceAli(";" Looks insane, but it works! Note: I had to double my backslashes in my answer here to get this to display correctly too :-P Dang those backslashes. The key is ffmpeg drawtext needs 3 backslashes to escape (",;:) and single quotes need to also be wrapped in a second pair of single quotes. Java String needs 2 backslashes to make one and java replaceAll regex needs to have 2 backslashes to make a single one in a string. Therefore you need (22)3 backslashes to escape things in drawtext filter string! SO WE PUT ESCAPE SEQUENCES ah N YOUR ESCAPE SEQUENCES

Content ME, A JAVA DEVELOPER, LEARNING C AND FINDING OUT YOU CAN USE TO COMPARE STRINGS Wait, That's fillegal.

The rare sight of a developer with actual respect for fundamentals! While everyone's chasing the latest JavaScript framework and slapping together AI demos with more dependencies than original code, this little brother is out here building pixel-art RPGs in Java from scratch . That's not just coding—that's craftsmanship. There's something deeply satisfying about watching someone learn programming the hard way instead of becoming another "copy-paste from Stack Overflow" developer who calls themselves a "10x engineer" because they can npm install 47 packages in one command. The future belongs to those who understand what's happening under the hood. I, too, will watch this career with great interest.

The eternal identity crisis of C# in a nutshell! Poor Luigi of programming languages gets mistaken for "Microsoft Java" by its own family. The irony is delicious considering Microsoft literally created C# as their answer to Java after their Java implementation got legally smacked. Now C# is that awkward cousin who has to constantly remind everyone "No, I'm NOT just Java with training wheels." Yet the family resemblance is... undeniable.

Content Other Programming Languages Javascript You can't use different data types in the same array var arr "horse", 4, 6.9 ProdrammerHumor.io

Content Other people: Saying how Java is extremely verbose, hard to understand, and difficult Me: Finding it easier to understand than most languages, liking its descriptiveness, and enjoying learning it