The Floor Is Java

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The Floor Is Java

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Behold the ABSOLUTE HORROR of programmers performing Olympic-level gymnastics to avoid touching Java! 💀 Look at them clinging to furniture, defying gravity, and practically dislocating their spines just to avoid those steaming coffee cup logos! The desperation! The DRAMA! It's like watching a group of cats avoiding a bath, except the bath is a programming language with verbose syntax that makes you type fourteen paragraphs just to print "hello world." The lengths we'll go to avoid writing those seven magical words: "public static void main(String[] args)"!

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