The Floor Is Java

The great divide: opening curly brace on the same line vs. new line. You'd think we'd have solved world hunger by now, but nope—we're still fighting holy wars over bracket placement. Both camps are convinced they're right, both will die on this hill, and both will passive-aggressively "fix" each other's code during reviews. The left side is the K&R/Java/JavaScript crowd, the right is the Allman style devotees. Plot twist: your linter doesn't care about your feelings and will enforce whatever the team lead decided three years ago.

Oh look, it's the ancient ritual of sprinkling semicolons into your code like they're magical seasoning that makes everything work! This developer is out here adding semicolons to their code with the same energy as someone adding salt to soup—not really knowing if it's needed, but absolutely CONVINCED it'll fix everything. The casual hand gesture while doing it? *Chef's kiss*. Because nothing says "I understand my programming language's syntax rules" quite like yeeting semicolons everywhere and hoping for the best. JavaScript devs switching to Java be like... or literally anyone who's paranoid about compilation errors and thinks more semicolons = fewer problems. Spoiler alert: it doesn't work that way, bestie.

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Ah, the classic refactoring skateboard trick that ends with a face plant. You start with perfectly working code that might be a bit messy, but hey—it works! Then some architecture astronaut decides it needs to be "cleaner" and "more maintainable." Six design patterns and three abstraction layers later, you've got a beautiful codebase that crashes in production. The original spaghetti might've been ugly, but at least it didn't fall down the stairs while trying to look cool in front of the junior devs.