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Coding? Just grab a hammer and start smashing at the keyboard until something works. But making memes about coding? Suddenly I'm a meticulous scientist examining every pixel under a microscope. The duality of a developer's existence in one perfect SpongeBob format – chaotic craftsman by day, precise meme curator by night. Why spend three hours fixing that bug when you can spend five hours crafting the perfect joke about not fixing it?

Content 4 Posted by 1 day ago 273 Does C give you superpowers? Is this a myth or there's some truth to it? " Share 71 Comments ff Award Share 1 day ago A C absolutely gives you superpowers. The line at the club the other night was two hours long, but when the bouncer saw my CppCon tshirt he let me in right away. I went to the bar and set up my laptop. Girls couldn't stop complimenting my template metaprogramming skills. I got 15 phone numbers and didn't pay for a drink all night. When I got back to my car a cop was writing me a parking ticket, but when he saw The C Programming Language by Barne Stroustrup sticking out of my messenger bag, he tore up the ticket. 4 321 " Reply Share

Content After you die it is believed that you have 7 minutes of brain activity left inside you, and in the 7 minutes you experience your entire life over, in a kind of dream...because in a dream time feels stretched. So if this is the case, what if right now you're in that 7 minutes. How do you know if you're alive or just reliving old memories. dikhead this would sort of explain dj vu . stupid-face-karen well fuck vaeugly do we continue in the cycle? and never actually escape? because we "die" at the end, and after "dying" we dream the 7 minutes again, just each time the 7 minutes are actually shorter so in reality we could ALL be dead and living within the span of an elongated second and earth could actually not even exist anymore re cameryncats what the fuck dude

Content Confused Programmer theProgramemer Hey guyz... I'm back with another cool app idea you'll see this soon.. i call it 'Infinity snap".. inspired by Great Thanos. So basically ... This app will delete 50 files of your phone... no Judge by file types.. equally random delete from anywhere. 10:12 pm 19 Feb 20 Twitter for Android V

You can write the most elegant, artisanal, hand-crafted code with perfect variable names and comments that read like poetry. You can spend hours refactoring, optimizing, and making everything *just right*. But when the garbage collector shows up, it doesn't care about your feelings or your code aesthetics. It sees memory that needs freeing, and it's taking out the trash—whether that's your beautifully architected object or some janky temp variable you forgot about. Democracy in action: all unused memory is equal in the eyes of the GC.