The Boolean Enum Manifesto

Ah, the classic binary worldview of a programmer who's had enough of string comparisons! This enum brilliantly reduces all possible human responses to their purest form: Yes = 1 and No = 0.

What makes this extra hilarious is the excessive documentation for something so painfully obvious. Three lines of XML comments just to explain "Yes" and "No" is peak developer overkill. It's like writing a 20-page manual for a light switch.

The cherry on top? The file history showing "0 authors, 0 changes" - as if this masterpiece of simplification materialized from the void itself, requiring no human intervention. It's code that writes itself because it's just that obvious!