Programming Is Expensive

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Programming Is Expensive

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The only thing longer than Java class names is the stack trace that follows when it all comes crashing down. Just a normal day at the office—staring at a monitor filled with AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBean errors while questioning your career choices. The real cost of Java isn't the Oracle license—it's the therapy bills.

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