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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Free real estate Memes

Posts tagged with Free real estate

Would You Take That Deal?!

Windows Microsoft
19 days ago 41.1M views 0 shares
Would You Take That Deal?!
One MILLION dollars but you can't touch the "3D Objects" folder for a whole week? *Clutches pearls dramatically* That's like asking someone to give up their... wait. Nobody has EVER used that folder. Not once. Not in the entire history of Windows 10. Microsoft just threw it in there like "hey, maybe people will do 3D stuff?" and literally every single person on Earth said "nah we're good." So basically this is free money for doing absolutely nothing different than what you were already doing. The hardest choices require the strongest wills, but this? This requires zero will. Take the money and run, bestie. The 3D Objects folder will continue collecting digital dust exactly as it always has.

Oof My JVM: It's Free Real Estate

Java Programming Debugging
1 year ago 287.3K views 0 shares
Oof My JVM: It's Free Real Estate
When your PC is supposedly "idle" but Java's secretly throwing a resource party in the background. Nothing says "I love you" like Java JVM casually consuming 2GB of RAM while doing absolutely nothing. The "It's Free Real Estate" caption is basically the JVM's motto when eyeing your system resources. Write once, run everywhere... and eat all available memory while you're at it!

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Clock But A Virus Prevents It From Rendering

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Meme of the day ;)

Meme of the day ;)

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