Memory In A For Loop

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Memory In A For Loop

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Your RAM before and after string concatenation in a loop. Left side: Happy dev using StringBuilder to efficiently manage memory. Right side: The haunted face of someone who just watched their app crash because they used the + operator to concatenate strings 10,000 times in a loop. The difference between O(n) and O(n²) performance isn't just theoretical—it's written all over your face when production goes down.

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