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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Stringbuilder Memes

Posts tagged with Stringbuilder

Must Resist Urge

Java Programming Debugging
2 months ago 128.7K views 0 shares
Must...Resist...Urge...
The eternal struggle between professionalism and having a personality in your code. Sure, management wants "clean, maintainable code" but they don't understand the spiritual damage caused by naming your StringBuilder anything other than "bobTheBuilder". Ten years into this career and I'm still sweating over variable names while staring at pull request comments saying "please use more descriptive naming conventions." Yeah, because finalProcessedDataObjectManagerFactory is so much better than thingDoer .

Memory In A For Loop

Java Programming Debugging Backend
3 months ago 132.4K views 0 shares
Memory In A For Loop
Your RAM before and after string concatenation in a loop. Left side: Happy dev using StringBuilder to efficiently manage memory. Right side: The haunted face of someone who just watched their app crash because they used the + operator to concatenate strings 10,000 times in a loop. The difference between O(n) and O(n²) performance isn't just theoretical—it's written all over your face when production goes down.

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