And It Keeps Asking For Updates

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And It Keeps Asking For Updates

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The corporate Java version gap is the tech world's generation gap. Oracle's out here announcing Java 23 while companies are stuck in different technological eras. Some enterprises proudly running Java 17 think they're cutting edge, others still limping along on Java 11 like it's totally fine, and then there's that one legacy system running Java 8 from 2014 that everyone's afraid to touch. The best part? That Java 8 system is probably the most stable thing in the entire company.

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