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Content Is it time to bring CARS and GUNS into JavaScript? JavaScript has gone from a cute little scripting language to an unstoppable behemoth. But is it doing enough to attract the male audience? The marketing materials out there are all targeting women. Look at React's cute and curvy logo or Vue's pastel colors. And don't even get me started on Github's "octopus cat" logo. Clearly, something needs to be done to attract men. And what do men love? Cars and guns. But first, let's take a step back. Are men really better programmers? To put it bluntly, yes. There's a lot of debate on this topic, but the scientific evidence is

HONEY, PLEASE! You think your romance novel made you sob? Try flipping through a Data Structures and Algorithms book at 3 AM while your deadline looms like the grim reaper! Nothing—and I mean NOTHING—will reduce you to a puddle of tears faster than trying to implement a balanced Red-Black tree while surviving on nothing but energy drinks and shattered dreams! The emotional damage is simply ASTRONOMICAL! 💀

Content Reddit Programmer Humor BINGO Copying from Missing Stackoverf semicolon low Changed nothing, hope it works now Deploy on friday Can't exit VIM PHP Bad Array starts at 0 HTML as programming language Compiles No on a first semicolons try in Python ph Repost from yesterday JS Bad Testing on production Real life programming references like "child" "Funny" boolean comparisons in JS Debuging with console.log Git blame haha that's me Recursion jokes What is documentat ion? AuroraVandomme Me when I found a bug Opening JSON with Visual Studio Fixing bugs, now I have more bugs Me when al the tests passed Funnv repost about debugging

Content libreddit-ndk.so - Hide stuff in native library! Nobody can ever read native code, no matter how simple! Put a dummy parameter in the calls from the Kotlin code so people will think something deep is going on: KeyUtil.decryptSigningKey("a0c1e177d7afd4faaaee14f6ef712917c576a33dccd7381c63fed3312658bd8"); Actually always returns "8c7abaa5f905f70400c81bf3a1a10175f72101041991f0c5240aa80c4d99d" string JavacomredditauthcommonutilKeyUtildecryptSigningKey(JNIEnvenv,jclassunused,jstringfakeandunused) char keystr (char )malloc(66) ; Malloc? It's just 66 bytes, use a local variable, stupid. for(int i 0; i 65; i) keystri mapkeyill; A substitution cipher.. height of cryptography in the year 300 BC. keystr 65 0; Null-terminate the string return env-NewStringUTF(env, keystr); Native memory allocations aren't garbage-collected, idiots, you need to call free() Now you're leaking memory on every single API request! String parameter is ignored, always returns "s3ybk2jbEg4BmxQqvqgXoGs3AOUHUH8y" On the Kotlin side we just change a few chars at the start and end of the dummy string: KevUtil. decryptiphyApKey( "uty893a3d7af d4faaaee14f6ef712917c576a33dccd7381c63fed331scukko8" ); surely nobody will notice the 'encrypted' parameters are remarkably similar: jstring Javacomreddit mediacommonapikeys KeyutildecryptGiphyApiKey (JNIEnv env, jclass unused, jstring fake and unused) char keystr (char )malloc (34); Again with the same stupidity for (int i 0; i 33; i) keystri giphymapgiphykeyi; keystr33 0; return env-NewStringUTF(env, keystr); Again the same bug. ProdrammerHumor.io

Content WHAT IS THIS? null SO, THEN WHAT IS 06 typeof null OK, SO IF I CALL OBJECT.KEYS ON IT, THERE SHOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM RIGHT? Object. keys (hull) JS ngflip.com ProarammerHumor.io NULL JS "obiect" JS I DON'T SEE WHY NOT Uncaught TypeError: can't convert null to object JS

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