And It Keeps Asking For Updates

When someone texts "! yes" to "will you be my GF?", the English speaker sees a happy affirmation, but the programmer sees pure Boolean horror. That exclamation mark is negating the "yes" – it's literally saying "NOT yes" in code logic. The perfect relationship crashed before it began because of operator precedence. And they wonder why programmers are single... it's because we can't stop debugging even our love lives.

The hill programmers are willing to die on: proper syntax terminology. Nothing triggers a developer faster than hearing someone call parentheses "brackets" during code review. It's the same energy as correcting someone's grammar in the YouTube comments section. The mock TED Talk format just makes it *chef's kiss* - because we all know that person who treats basic programming knowledge like they're delivering revolutionary wisdom to the masses.

OMG, the AUDACITY of developers who think they're sooooo clever turning a perfectly respectable if-else statement into that one-liner ternary abomination! 💅 Look at Fancy Pooh in his tuxedo thinking he's ROYALTY because he saved three whole lines of code! Meanwhile, the rest of us peasants have to decipher your "elegant" syntax during code reviews. I'm literally DYING at how we all pretend this makes us sophisticated when we're just trying to impress each other with code golf! 🙄

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Content IT'S THYME FOUR UPDATES Weave added a spell checker two Discord sew you can no when you've spelt things wrong. You can now turn off the spell checker because we know you were going to ask anyway. Backup SMS Authentication now available for two-factor authentication. We heard you like backups, so we built some backups for your backups. Set it up on your account settings screen. Play video files directly in Discord instead of not Discord. Audio soon! This feature was requested by you guys! GIFs will now autoplay when Discord is focused so you can watch a car launch into space without hovering over it with your mouse. 2018, man. You can now turn off GIF autoplay because you're so freaking predictable. Mix up your game ;) Uploads can now be cancelled in case you didn't mean to send that fan art to your mom. Added the Verified Server icon to Android and iOS because it should be there. Overlay should no longer cause lockups or issues on League of Legends or Overwatch.

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