The Great Conditional Popularity Contest

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The Great Conditional Popularity Contest

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BEHOLD! The great programming popularity contest in its purest form! The "if-else" booth is SWARMED with desperate developers waiting in line like it's Black Friday for the last PS5, while the "switch case" booth sits there looking like the unpopular kid at prom who's been ghosted by their date. The AUDACITY! The DRAMA! The absolute TRAGEDY of it all! Switch case is literally RIGHT THERE offering better performance for multiple conditions, but nooooo, everyone's obsessed with their precious if-else statements like they're giving away free pizza. This is why we can't have nice code, people! 💅

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