They Can't See The Truth...

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They Can't See The Truth...

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Building a PC? Non-techies imagine you're some elite hacker typing furiously in a dark room, pulling off cyber heists. Reality check: you're just playing adult LEGO with expensive blocks, praying you don't bend any pins.

And picking parts? They think you casually stroll into a store, grab what looks cool, and you're done. Nope. You're actually solving a multi-variable optimization problem that would make mathematicians weep. Will this CPU bottleneck the GPU? Is this RAM compatible with the motherboard? Does the PSU have enough wattage? Will it all fit in the case? Can I afford to eat this month?

The cable management nightmare in the middle is just chef's kiss—because no matter how much you plan, it always ends up looking like a spaghetti factory exploded inside your case.

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