PC Gamers When They Ask Jensen Why He's Making Less GPUs With RGB

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PC Gamers When They Ask Jensen Why He's Making Less GPUs With RGB

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Jensen Huang and Nvidia have quietly pivoted from selling RGB-laden gaming GPUs to becoming an AI datacenter empire worth trillions. That revenue chart tells the whole story—gaming revenue is basically a rounding error now compared to the datacenter money printer. PC gamers are out here begging for affordable GPUs with pretty lights while Jensen's counting his AI billions and couldn't care less about your 240fps dreams.

The leather jacket man realized that selling one H100 to OpenAI is worth more than selling a thousand RTX 4090s to gamers who just want to play Cyberpunk with ray tracing. Sorry gamers, but you've been dumped for a more profitable relationship with enterprise clients who actually pay without complaining about MSRP.

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