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PC Gamers When They Ask Jensen Why He's Making Less GPUs With RGB

PC Gamers When They Ask Jensen Why He's Making Less GPUs With RGB
Jensen Huang and Nvidia have quietly pivoted from selling RGB-laden gaming GPUs to becoming an AI datacenter empire worth trillions. That revenue chart tells the whole story—gaming revenue is basically a rounding error now compared to the datacenter money printer. PC gamers are out here begging for affordable GPUs with pretty lights while Jensen's counting his AI billions and couldn't care less about your 240fps dreams. The leather jacket man realized that selling one H100 to OpenAI is worth more than selling a thousand RTX 4090s to gamers who just want to play Cyberpunk with ray tracing. Sorry gamers, but you've been dumped for a more profitable relationship with enterprise clients who actually pay without complaining about MSRP.

Works Locally (And Makes $70K)

Works Locally (And Makes $70K)
The eternal developer mantra: "works on my machine!" taken to a profitable extreme. This dev made $70K from iOS users while Android folks contributed a whopping $47 because the payment button was broken. The best part? The classic response: "hm works locally. looking into this." Translation: "I'll fix it right after I finish counting all this Apple money."

Meanwhile At WinRAR's HQ

Meanwhile At WinRAR's HQ
The WinRAR business model: offer unlimited "40-day trials" that nobody pays for, then act shocked when someone actually purchases a license. That single spike in the revenue chart probably triggered emergency champagne protocols and a company-wide holiday. The CEO's face says it all – equal parts disbelief and "wait, the payment system actually works?"

Legendary Day At The WinRAR HQ

Legendary Day At The WinRAR HQ
The eternal miracle of WinRAR's business model: create software, ask people to pay, and then just... never enforce it. That tiny spike on their revenue chart is like spotting a unicorn in the wild—someone actually purchased the software instead of clicking "remind me later" for the 7,483rd time. The WinRAR office is throwing confetti because someone accidentally hit "Buy" instead of "X" after their 40-day trial expired in 1997. Their CEO probably framed the receipt and hung it next to their lone customer's photo. "Is this... profit? What do we even do with this?"

The Revenue Golf Game: OpenAI vs OnlyFans

The Revenue Golf Game: OpenAI vs OnlyFans
The tech revenue showdown nobody expected! While OpenAI's impressive $3.7B looks solid in its professional attire, OnlyFans struts around in flamboyant pants with nearly double the revenue at $6.6B. Just goes to show that while we're building sophisticated AI models and neural networks, the most profitable tech isn't always the most complex. Sometimes the simplest user-generated content model wins by a landslide. Venture capitalists frantically taking notes right now: "Less transformers, more... transformations?"