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Sky Net On Our Chipset

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7 days ago 70.8K views 0 shares

Sky Net On Our Chipset

Nothing says "trust our technology" like NVIDIA's CEO casually pondering our AI-driven extinction while selling the very hardware that'll power it. "Hey, we might all die horribly, but at least we'll die on cutting-edge NVIDIA architecture!" Talk about the ultimate sales pitch. The tech industry has gone from "our product will change your life" to "our product might end all life, but look how efficiently it'll do it!" That 80% GPU market share will be super comforting when Skynet becomes self-aware.

Companies Are Not Your Friend...But Some Act Friendlier Than Others

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28 days ago 80.7K views 0 shares

Companies Are Not Your Friend...But Some Act Friendlier Than Others

Ah, the beautiful marriage of corporate gaslighting and consumer desperation. Jensen Huang's infamous quote about buying more GPUs to "save money" sits right above a retailer thanking customers for making GPU launches "memorable" (read: chaotic scalper-fests with mile-long queues). The cherry on top? Lisa Su from AMD genuinely thanking people for standing in those dystopian lines like it's some kind of heartwarming community event rather than the hunger games of hardware acquisition. Nothing says "we value you" quite like celebrating your customers' suffering while they fight to give you money for artificially scarce products. The tech industry's version of "The beatings will continue until morale improves."