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When you're trying to build a gaming rig or upgrade your workstation but the hardware prices have ascended to the heavens faster than this guy with his parachute. Meanwhile, you're stuck down here with the rest of us peasants, watching RAM, GPUs, SSDs, and motherboards all collectively decide to cost more than a small car.
The bicycle represents the only thing you can actually afford in this economy—good old-fashioned pedal power. Who needs RGB when you've got... leg power? At least your bike doesn't require driver updates or thermal paste. The hardware market really said "supply and demand" and we all just had to accept our fate as bicycle enthusiasts.
Pro tip: Bicycles have excellent uptime and zero memory leaks. They're also immune to cryptocurrency mining booms.
