He Said "Any"

You know that moment when someone gives you technically correct instructions but you still manage to find the one interpretation that breaks everything? Yeah, that's this. The IT guy says "any button" and naturally, the user goes straight for the nuclear option—the power button. Because why press Enter or Space like a normal person when you can just shut down the entire machine mid-process?

This is why we can't have nice things. This is also why every instruction manual now reads like you're explaining rocket science to a toddler. "Press any key except the power button, reset button, or anything that might cause irreversible damage to your work or soul."

The IT guy's horrified face says it all—he's seen this movie before, and it never ends well. Probably followed by a ticket that says "computer won't turn on" and a lengthy explanation about unsaved work.