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The Power Button Pilgrimage
Hardware Networking Devops Programming
11 days ago 66.8K views 0 shares
The Power Button Pilgrimage
Person: "Why are IT guys such d***s?" IT guy: "Last week I drove two hours to push the power button on a server that three separate people assured me was already on." And that, friends, is why we drink coffee like it's oxygen and trust no one. Not even the power indicator light.

How Can One Hold All This Power?
Hardware Windows Linux Debugging
1 month ago 89.9K views 0 shares
How Can One Hold All This Power?
Finally collected all the Infinity Stones of IT support. With these power buttons in my possession, I can now solve 90% of all tech problems by simply telling people to "turn it off and on again" while feeling smugly superior. The other 10% require the legendary artifact known as "actually reading the error message."

The Power Button Of Doom
Hardware Programming Debugging
1 month ago 115.6K views 0 shares
The Power Button Of Doom
THE POWER BUTTON PLACEMENT NIGHTMARE! Whoever designed this laptop keyboard clearly wanted to watch the world burn. That power button—SANDWICHED between Print Screen and Delete—is just BEGGING to shut down your computer right when you're about to save that code you've been working on for 6 hours straight! One tiny finger slip and POOF! Your masterpiece vanishes into the digital void! It's like putting a self-destruct button next to the coffee cup holder. Pure keyboard TERRORISM! 💀

The Sacred Power Button Pilgrimage
Devops Networking Security Hardware Linux
1 month ago 126.7K views 0 shares
The Sacred Power Button Pilgrimage
The eternal IT paradox strikes again! Poor Eric drove TWO HOURS just to press a power button because three different people swore the server was already running. Every sysadmin just felt that in their soul. This is why we have trust issues and why "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" isn't just a question—it's a lifestyle. Next time someone asks why IT folks seem grumpy, just remember they've probably made similar pilgrimages to the server shrine only to perform the sacred one-finger ritual of resurrection.

Forced Shutdown
Programming Hardware Microsoft Windows Linux
3 months ago 133.4K views 5 shares
Forced Shutdown
The duality of forced shutdowns! Physically, it's just a simple power button press. Emotionally? You're basically Boromir dying in Aragorn's arms after slaying your unsaved work and 47 browser tabs. That moment when you hold down the power button feels like executing Order 66 on your digital empire. "I'm sorry little one, but these 8 hours of compiling must die because Windows Update decided today was the day." The ultimate digital mercy killing that somehow feels like a war crime.