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We've All Done That, Right?

Windows Hardware Programming

5 days ago 137.2K views 0 shares

We've All Done That, Right?

There's a special hierarchy of chaos in the tech world. At the top: serial killers and psychopaths who casually murder processes without mercy. Then there's the middle tier—people who press the physical power button to shut down their PC like it's 1995. And at the bottom? The innocent rabbit who probably just runs shutdown -h now like a civilized being. Look, we all know the power button shutdown is technically fine on modern systems with proper shutdown procedures, but it still feels wrong. It's like eating pizza with a fork—sure, it works, but everyone's judging you. Real developers either use the Start menu like normal humans or flex with terminal commands. The power button is reserved for when your PC freezes during a Windows update and you've already gone through the five stages of grief.

Did You Try Turning It On

Hardware Networking Devops Programming Debugging

14 days ago 103.3K views 0 shares

Did You Try Turning It On

Someone asks why IT people are jerks, and gets the perfect response: an IT guy drove TWO HOURS just to push a power button that three people swore was already on. Trust issues? Justified. The first rule of tech support isn't "have you tried turning it off and on again" – it's "are you SURE it's actually on?" Four years of computer science education reduced to playing glorified electrician because users can't differentiate between a power light and their imagination.

I Assumed 'Twas The Boot Code

Hardware Windows Linux

1 month ago 149.7K views 0 shares

I Assumed 'Twas The Boot Code

OH. MY. GAWD. The absolute TRAUMA of 2000s computing! When your computer wouldn't start and you'd literally KICK THE POWER BUTTON with your TOE because you were too lazy to bend down! 💀 Remember those tower PCs where the power button was conveniently positioned at FOOT LEVEL? As if the engineers were secretly testing if humans could evolve into tech-savvy flamingos! The sheer DRAMA of balancing on one leg while your other foot performed delicate computer surgery! And don't even get me STARTED on how we'd blame the "boot code" when really it was just our barbaric toe-poking habits that probably corrupted half the hard drive! The dark ages of computing, I CANNOT EVEN! 🦶💻

The Power Button Pilgrimage

Hardware Networking Devops Programming

6 months ago 201.9K views 1 shares

The Power Button Pilgrimage

Person: "Why are IT guys such d***s?" IT guy: "Last week I drove two hours to push the power button on a server that three separate people assured me was already on." And that, friends, is why we drink coffee like it's oxygen and trust no one. Not even the power indicator light.

How Can One Hold All This Power?

Hardware Windows Linux Debugging

7 months ago 201.5K views 0 shares

How Can One Hold All This Power?

Finally collected all the Infinity Stones of IT support. With these power buttons in my possession, I can now solve 90% of all tech problems by simply telling people to "turn it off and on again" while feeling smugly superior. The other 10% require the legendary artifact known as "actually reading the error message."

The Power Button Of Doom

Hardware Programming Debugging

7 months ago 203.9K views 2 shares

The Power Button Of Doom

THE POWER BUTTON PLACEMENT NIGHTMARE! Whoever designed this laptop keyboard clearly wanted to watch the world burn. That power button—SANDWICHED between Print Screen and Delete—is just BEGGING to shut down your computer right when you're about to save that code you've been working on for 6 hours straight! One tiny finger slip and POOF! Your masterpiece vanishes into the digital void! It's like putting a self-destruct button next to the coffee cup holder. Pure keyboard TERRORISM! 💀

The Sacred Power Button Pilgrimage

Devops Networking Security Hardware Linux

8 months ago 248.1K views 0 shares

The Sacred Power Button Pilgrimage

The eternal IT paradox strikes again! Poor Eric drove TWO HOURS just to press a power button because three different people swore the server was already running. Every sysadmin just felt that in their soul. This is why we have trust issues and why "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" isn't just a question—it's a lifestyle. Next time someone asks why IT folks seem grumpy, just remember they've probably made similar pilgrimages to the server shrine only to perform the sacred one-finger ritual of resurrection.

Forced Shutdown

Programming Hardware Microsoft Windows Linux

9 months ago 272.6K views 5 shares

Forced Shutdown

The duality of forced shutdowns! Physically, it's just a simple power button press. Emotionally? You're basically Boromir dying in Aragorn's arms after slaying your unsaved work and 47 browser tabs. That moment when you hold down the power button feels like executing Order 66 on your digital empire. "I'm sorry little one, but these 8 hours of compiling must die because Windows Update decided today was the day." The ultimate digital mercy killing that somehow feels like a war crime.