So That's How We Do It

Corporate just discovered the ultimate life hack: redefine reality itself! Why pay overtime when you can simply rebrand "working outside normal hours" as "anytime github/graphite isn't down"? Genius! Revolutionary! Totally not exploitative! Someone in the replies immediately clocked it: "Wait... is this the new 30-hour workweek?" And honestly? That's the energy we need. Because if your work hours are defined by server uptime, congratulations—you're basically on call 24/7 but with extra steps and zero additional compensation. The best part? They said "circumstances beyond our control" like GitHub going down is an act of God that requires employees to sacrifice their entire life balance. Chef's kiss to whoever thought "let's just make everyone available always" was a reasonable response to infrastructure issues.