When In Silicon Valley...

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When In Silicon Valley...

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OH. MY. GOD. Welcome to San Francisco, where your Uber driver is simultaneously transporting you AND maintaining the integrity of the codebase! The absolute AUDACITY of reviewing and merging a Pull Request while navigating actual traffic is just *chef's kiss* peak Silicon Valley culture! 💅

Your life is literally in the hands of someone who thought, "You know what would make this drive more productive? Some quick code reviews!" The multitasking Olympics gold medalist we never asked for but somehow deserve!

The hustle culture has gone TOO FAR when your ride-share comes with a side of git operations. Next time just call a taxi - they'll only text while driving like NORMAL dangerous people!

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