Look at this groundbreaking README update that took hours of deep intellectual labor—replacing text with the exact same text plus emojis. The commit message proudly declares "5 additions and 5 removals" like it's some kind of heroic refactoring.
This is peak modern development: spending actual human hours making cosmetic changes to documentation that add zero functional value, then expecting a parade for your "contribution." Next PR: converting all periods to sparkle emojis. Revolutionary stuff.