Emojis Memes

Look at this groundbreaking README update that took hours of deep intellectual labor—replacing text with the exact same text plus emojis. The commit message proudly declares "5 additions and 5 removals" like it's some kind of heroic refactoring. This is peak modern development: spending actual human hours making cosmetic changes to documentation that add zero functional value, then expecting a parade for your "contribution." Next PR: converting all periods to sparkle emojis. Revolutionary stuff.

The judgmental stare of an impala when your code looks like a teenager's diary. That moment when you submit a PR with more emojis than actual logic, and the reviewer's soul visibly leaves their body. The code might run, but at what cost to human dignity? Nothing says "I definitely wrote this myself and didn't use AI" like commenting every line with a different animal emoji and explaining obvious functions with "this makes the thing do the thing." The reviewer isn't mad, just disappointed... and questioning their career choices.