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When someone yells "Is there a doctor?!" at an emergency, they're probably not looking for someone who can debug their code. The CS doctor's solution? Just set the old man's health to 100% like it's a simple property assignment! If only fixing human health was as easy as object.property = value . Unfortunately, human bodies don't respond to direct property manipulation—they require actual medical knowledge. That poor guy is about to find out the hard way that JavaScript can't save lives (unless it's the life of a web application).

Formal Frog here delivering groundbreaking news! In an era where everyone's frantically asking ChatGPT to solve their coding problems, this distinguished amphibian took the revolutionary step of... actually visiting StackOverflow. *gasp* It's like finding a developer who reads documentation before asking questions—practically extinct in the wild! The aristocratic frog represents that rare specimen who still honors the ancient traditions of copy-pasting from StackOverflow instead of having AI generate potentially hallucinated solutions.

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Ah, the classic "queue position: 235,300,400" screen. That's not a player count—that's how many coffees you'll need before getting into the game. Remember when we thought 500 concurrent users was a stress test? Game companies now be like "let's invite the entire population of Earth minus New Zealand" to beta test. And they're shocked when their four potato servers burst into flames. Next time someone asks me to scale our app, I'm just gonna show them this and say "but can it handle Battlefield launch day traffic?"

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