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The four horsemen of SQL development: finger-cracking before joining those tables, neck-craning to decipher someone else's query, thigh-rubbing after sitting for 8 hours optimizing indexes, and the dreaded accidental CAPS LOCK when typing commands. Nothing says "I'm about to destroy this entire database" quite like accidentally typing DELETE FROM USERS instead of delete from users. The database doesn't care about your feelings, but it sure cares about your capitalization.

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Ah, the classic binary worldview of a programmer who's had enough of string comparisons! This enum brilliantly reduces all possible human responses to their purest form: Yes = 1 and No = 0 . What makes this extra hilarious is the excessive documentation for something so painfully obvious. Three lines of XML comments just to explain "Yes" and "No" is peak developer overkill. It's like writing a 20-page manual for a light switch. The cherry on top? The file history showing "0 authors, 0 changes" - as if this masterpiece of simplification materialized from the void itself, requiring no human intervention. It's code that writes itself because it's just that obvious!

Ah, the classic "if it ain't broke, break it" approach to software development! Guy's peacefully riding along with working code, then thinks "let's refactor this perfectly functional code to make it better " and BAM—face-plants spectacularly into dependency hell. This is basically every developer who's ever said "I'll just make a small improvement" at 4:55 PM on a Friday. The bike was fine until you decided to "optimize" it, genius. Next time maybe just commit the working version before you decide to "improve" it?

That irrational urge to fork every major open source project hits differently at 3 AM. "Just in case GitHub disappears tomorrow" is what we tell ourselves, as if we're single-handedly preserving digital history. Meanwhile, our GitHub account becomes a digital hoarding museum with zero commits and that sweet, sweet dopamine hit of seeing 500+ repositories in our profile. It's basically the programmer equivalent of buying books you'll "definitely read someday."

Content my folder: Downloads me: cd downloads Linux: I've never met this man in my life.