Approval Memes

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The Hardware Request Time Warp

The Hardware Request Time Warp
The absolute TRAGEDY of corporate IT in one perfect image! ๐Ÿ˜ญ SysAdmin reaches for that shiny new hardware approval with pure, unbridled JOY, only to have Procurement swoop in like the dream-crushing monster it is! "Six months to deliver?" SIX MONTHS?! By then, the hardware will practically be VINTAGE! The sysadmin's face says it all - that moment when you realize your excitement was just a cruel, fleeting illusion. The circle of corporate life: request, approve, wait until you've forgotten what you even asked for in the first place!

I Need This For My Github PR Approvals

I Need This For My Github PR Approvals
OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of this developer to create a physical "Looks Good To Me" stamp for code reviews! ๐Ÿ’€ Because why spend 3 hours nitpicking someone's perfectly functional code when you could just SLAM this bad boy down and call it a day?! This is the physical manifestation of that colleague who reviews your 500-line PR in 30 seconds flat. The ultimate weapon against those overzealous reviewers who want you to rename variables at 4:59 PM on a Friday! Honestly, if your team's code quality standards have descended into rubber-stamp territory, you might as well embrace the chaos with STYLE! Next PR? *THUMP* โ€“ APPROVED! No questions asked! Your codebase is either going to absolutely thrive or spectacularly implode, and I am HERE for the drama either way!