Why Is Software Engineering So Horny?

Someone finally said it out loud and the entire tech industry is sweating nervously. Frontend, backend, mounting, pulling, pushing, penetration testing... like WHO decided these would be normal professional terms to say in a Monday standup meeting? Imagine explaining your job to your grandma: "Yeah, today I'll be doing some penetration testing on the backend after mounting the frontend." Security engineers really drew the shortest straw here – their entire job description sounds like it needs an NSFW tag.

The person replying absolutely understood the assignment and just kept going. Stop teasing? Kiss me already? The confidence! The audacity! Meanwhile the rest of us are just trying to push to master without getting rejected.