Gonna Run It In My Github Actions Later

Console gamers celebrating GTA 6's May 2026 release while PC gamers just sit there with the thousand-yard stare. Rockstar's two-year PC delay is basically tradition at this point - like getting stabbed twice for the same crime. First they take your money, then they take your dignity when you inevitably buy it again for PC. The gaming industry's most profitable form of Stockholm syndrome.

The marketing department's favorite word strikes again! Slap "GAMING" on a motherboard, router, or case and suddenly it costs 50% more for some RGB lights and aggressive angles. But when it comes to monitors? That 1ms response time and 144Hz refresh rate actually delivers something useful beyond the aesthetic. It's the only "GAMING" product where the premium might actually be worth it... unless you enjoy paying extra for a router with more antennas than your neighbor.

The gaming industry's classic bait-and-switch cycle perfectly captured in Winnie the Pooh form. First, we get hyped by the slick marketing guy in a suit promising revolutionary features. Then we're seduced by the passionate developer swearing "it's different this time." Finally, we throw our money at the exec who's laughing all the way to the bank while shipping a buggy mess. Yet here we are, credit cards ready for the next pre-order. It's like we're running the same broken unit test expecting different results.

Ah, the eternal gaming platform war—where everyone's arguing over consoles vs PC when some lunatic throws "mobile is better" into the mix. It's like watching two professional chefs argue about gas vs. electric stoves, and then the intern suggests using an Easy-Bake Oven instead. Both console and PC gamers momentarily stop their religious war to share that rare moment of unity: pure horror at the mobile gaming heresy. Nothing brings enemies together like a common threat to civilization itself.

Finally decoded Reddit's voting system! Upvote for "you're on Team NVIDIA" and downvote for "how dare you prefer AMD." The GPU holy wars continue to rage while I'm still coding on integrated graphics that struggle to render VS Code. The real winner? My electricity bill.

That moment when your high-end gaming rig with 32GB RAM and RTX 4090 can barely handle a remastered version of a game from 2003. You excitedly select "Auto Detect Quality" expecting it to max out everything, only for the system to take one look at the spaghetti code underneath the shiny new textures and go "Yeah... let's set this to medium." Your $3000 machine just got humbled by legacy code that was written when 512MB of RAM was considered excessive. The real remaster was the existential crisis we gained along the way.