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The classic "I'll just work on this quick side project" to "oh god what have I done" pipeline. Five hours of Java coding, feeling all proud about your brilliant creation, only to realize you forgot version control. Now you're frantically typing rm *.java followed by git add *.class commands like a madman, trying to salvage what's left of your dignity. The face of pure desperation in that last panel is the universal developer expression for "I've made a terrible mistake." That moment when you realize you've been adding compiled files instead of source code to your repo is the closest programmers get to an out-of-body experience.

The eternal struggle of a developer's vacation: lying in bed trying to relax while your brain keeps reaching for that framed reminder of all the half-baked GitHub repos you've abandoned. That sweet, sweet dopamine hit of starting a new project is long gone, but the guilt of abandonment follows you to the beach. Your code children are crying out "Daddy, why haven't you committed to us in 8 months?" Meanwhile you're pretending to enjoy coconut drinks while secretly wondering if your brilliant "Uber for houseplants" idea could actually work if you just refactored the backend...

Ah, the sacred GitHub contribution graph art! After months of meticulously planned commits, our hero has achieved the ultimate flex: spelling "GIT" with their contribution squares. This is what happens when you have too much free time but still want to seem productive to potential employers. "Yes, I made 247 commits in June. No, don't look too closely at what those commits actually were..." The irony is beautiful - using Git to spell "GIT" while probably committing nothing of actual value. Peak developer peacocking. Chef's kiss.

The sacred order of debugging has been disturbed. For eons, the ancient pact dictated that StackOverflow shall appear first in search results, offering salvation with copy-pastable solutions. Now GitHub shows up first, forcing you to actually read code and understand what's happening. Truly the darkest timeline. Next thing you know, they'll expect us to write documentation.

Ah, the classic programming trivia game that's trolling newbies! The answer is obviously "Hello, world" (highlighted in green), but the joke's in the other options. "Git gud" is both a gaming taunt AND a version control pun. "Download Linux" is what every Stack Overflow answer suggests when you have a Windows problem. And "Error 404" is what your career becomes after forgetting a semicolon. The title "Git Gud" is extra spicy because it's telling beginners they need to master Git (arguably more terrifying than any algorithm).

Oh, the classic "I've been nodding along in meetings for 6 months" syndrome! This poor soul has reached that critical point in every tech project where admitting ignorance feels more terrifying than continuing the charade. Meanwhile, production is probably on fire, deployments are failing, and this person's search history is just "what is devops" and "how to pretend you understand kubernetes." The irony is that actual DevOps engineers spend half their careers explaining what DevOps actually is... to people who should already know!