Disappointed Yet Again

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Disappointed Yet Again

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Oh, the eternal cycle of hope and despair! You Google your bug, find a GitHub issue from 2017, and think "FINALLY! Someone else suffered through this nightmare and surely the devs have blessed us with a fix by now!" But NOPE. You scroll through four entire pages of people begging for a solution, only to find h4t0n dropped a comment last week asking "any progress on this?" and the silence is DEAFENING. The "GODDAMMIT" at the end? That's the sound of your soul leaving your body as you realize you're about to become comment number 247 asking the same question. Spoiler alert: there will be no progress. There never is. Welcome to open source, where issues from the Obama administration still haunt us. 💀

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