The ultimate chaos decree! Pushing directly to main is basically the software equivalent of playing Russian roulette with production. Any seasoned developer knows that mandating "all developers must push to main" is like ordering everyone to juggle flaming chainsaws while blindfolded. The beauty of git branches is they let you break things in isolation before merging your dumpster fire with everyone else's code. This executive order would send shivers down the spine of any DevOps engineer – it's basically declaring "let there be bugs!" Might as well set up a dedicated Slack channel called #production-is-down-again for the inevitable aftermath.
Direct Pushes To Main Branch
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