Git Gud

The eternal battlefield of code reviews captured in one perfect image. Code reviewers (the kids) are desperately trying to protect themselves from the tiger (that obvious bug that will definitely crash production), while completely ignoring the rabbit (a harmless typo in a comment). Classic case of missing the forest for the trees—or in this case, missing the tiger for the bunny. The same reviewers who'll write a 12-paragraph essay about your variable naming conventions will somehow miss the null pointer exception that's about to nuke your entire AWS instance.

A leaf with patchy coloration gets compared to version control commits. Nature's out here pushing code changes to production without proper code review. That leaf has more commits than my entire GitHub account from 2023. At least Mother Nature doesn't need to deal with merge conflicts or that one coworker who force-pushes to main.

That magical moment in code review when your team is staring at a production bug and someone asks who wrote this disaster. Just agree with whatever they say! "You're absolutely right" is dev-speak for "I wrote it but I'm not admitting it in front of witnesses." Nothing clears a room faster than taking responsibility for that recursive function that's been crashing the server every Tuesday at 3 AM.

That look when a junior dev tries the "asking for a friend" approach after pushing their API keys to GitHub. The senior's face says it all: "I know what you did, and now we're both having a terrible day." The real question isn't how to remove it—it's how many services you need to rotate keys for before the CEO finds out about the $20K AWS bill from the crypto miners who found it first.

Senior devs reviewing PR code like they're meeting a celebrity when it's literally just their own Stack Overflow answer from 2014 wrapped in a different variable name. The rocket and sparkle emojis really capture that moment when you're about to praise some "innovative solution" before realizing you're the one who wrote that exact implementation three years ago on five different projects. Nothing says "I wrote it all myself" quite like Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V, and a strategic rename refactor. The code review process becomes less about catching bugs and more about not accidentally complimenting yourself.

Oh. My. GOD. The circle of software development life in its purest form! 💀 First, the ACTUAL ENGINEER creates something and proudly announces it. Then some random person with a fancy logo head has the AUDACITY to question if they really made it?! But wait! The plot thickens! The fancy-logo-head STEALS the creation, turns around, and claims it as their own! And then - THE BETRAYAL - the original engineer is now labeled a "VIBECODER" and gets the same treatment they gave others! The final panel is just *chef's kiss* - our newly minted VIBECODER standing there, pathetically claiming credit for something they actually DID make, but nobody believes them anymore. It's the software development karma police coming full circle!