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Content Project manager : Your code makes no sense. How do you even read it? Me: I was there when it was written.

Ah, the ultimate fashion statement for tech professionals! A purse made entirely of keyboard keys with the caption "Can't put anything in the bag because there's no space." The genius of this pun works on multiple levels. In IT, "space" refers to both physical storage and that glorious bar at the bottom of your keyboard that separates words. This bag has neither - just a jumble of letters, numbers, and function keys sewn together with absolutely zero functionality. It's the perfect metaphor for when your code has zero whitespace and becomes an unreadable nightmare. Honestly, whoever designed this bag deserves both a promotion and immediate therapy.

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The EVOLUTION of code sharing, darlings! 💅 GitHub? Boring. Google Drive? Pedestrian. Taking a PICTURE of your code? Slightly unhinged. But reading your code out loud and publishing it as an AUDIOBOOK ON AMAZON? That's not just galaxy brain—that's the ENTIRE COSMOS BRAIN! Imagine some poor soul listening to eight hours of "for loop open bracket variable i equals zero semicolon i less than array dot length semicolon i plus plus close bracket" while stuck in traffic. PURE. EVIL. GENIUS. 🎧