Rebase Supremacy

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Rebase Supremacy

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This meme is peak developer drama! It's satirizing the endless Git workflow wars by creating a fake interview where a celebrity supposedly declares herself a "git rebase" enthusiast. The "skill issue tbh" comment is the chef's kiss - perfectly capturing that smug developer energy we all know too well.

For the uninitiated: git merge vs. git rebase is basically the programming equivalent of pineapple on pizza - a completely innocent technical preference that somehow sparks religious wars in every dev team. Rebase fans think they're the sophisticated elite keeping commit history clean, while merge advocates just want to live their messy, honest lives without rewriting history.

The juxtaposition of celebrity glamour with nerdy Git commands is what makes this so brilliant. Nothing says "I'm better than you" quite like claiming your Git workflow preference is simply too advanced for the peasants to understand!

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