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Content I Am Devloper iamdevloper being a programmer and watching someone "hack" a computer on a TV show is like being a nurse and watching someone in a movie take blood with a carrot.

Ah, the classic startup pitch generator has evolved! This tweet perfectly captures the absurdity of modern tech startup descriptions that string together random popular platforms without any actual substance. "The Airbnb of cursor of Notion for Waymo" is basically tech buzzword soup that means absolutely nothing but somehow still gets 100K impressions. For the uninitiated: Airbnb (rental marketplace) + Notion (productivity tool) + Waymo (self-driving cars) = a completely nonsensical product that would probably still get funded in this economy. It's the startup equivalent of throwing darts at a board of tech company names and calling it "innovation."

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Content Dennis Ritchie dmr It makes literally zero sense to code in a programming language that maps the value O to false and everything else to true, but then use exit status O to report success. programming 12:00 AM Jan 1, 1970 2.5K Retweets 660 Quote Tweets 20.4K Likes

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRAUMA of hearing "Move Fast, Break Things" for the 9,467th time! 😤 That phrase - Facebook's infamous mantra turned startup gospel - is the battle cry of every hoodie-wearing CEO who thinks destroying production databases is somehow "innovative." Meanwhile, the poor souls in ops are having ACTUAL HEART PALPITATIONS every time some "visionary" decides to push untested code on Friday at 4:59pm. The face in this meme is LITERALLY every sysadmin's soul leaving their body after hearing some fresh-out-of-bootcamp developer cheerfully announce they're "disrupting" the perfectly functional authentication system. PLEASE STOP THE MADNESS!

Ah, the British pronunciation of "__init__" is the real star here. While American devs just say "dunder init" and move on, British devs are asking for proper identification papers with that questioning tone. "That's a constructor, __init__?" sounds exactly like "That's a constructor, innit?" — the quintessential British slang for "isn't it?" Bloody brilliant wordplay that works precisely because Python's constructor method looks like someone trying to emphasize the word "init" with underscores. Cheerio, old chap.