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OMG, the sacred pre-holiday server ritual! 🙏 IT professionals literally PRAYING to the server gods before abandoning their precious babies for a week. "PLEASE DON'T CRASH WHILE WE'RE GONE! WE BEG YOU!" Because nothing says "Merry Christmas" like getting emergency calls about the production server catching fire while you're trying to open presents. The absolute DESPERATION in those hands pressed against the racks! That's not tech support—that's a full-on religious experience with a side of existential dread! 💀

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