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Someone took the advice "Assembly is the fastest language" a bit too literally and rewrote their entire codebase in Assembly. The result? A catastrophic commit showing +1.7 million additions and -186k deletions across 3,158 files. They casually mention that some "high-level files" were deleted because "we don't need them anymore" – you know, just the entire application logic written in a sane language.
The best part is the complete obliviousness to the disaster they've created. They're apologizing for GitHub lagging (yeah, no kidding with that diff size) and cheerfully asking for feedback on their "next task." Buddy, your next task should be reverting that commit and maybe reading what "fastest language" actually means in context. Sure, Assembly runs fast, but your development velocity just hit negative infinity. Hope they have good backups, because that's not a refactor – that's a war crime against version control.
