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Clock But We Saved Db Space By Just Returning The Index Of The Array Of Digit Names

Programming Databases Frontend Backend

6 months ago 169.7K views 0 shares

Clock But We Saved Db Space By Just Returning The Index Of The Array Of Digit Names

The clock shows actual array indices instead of spelled-out numbers. Because why waste precious database space storing "seven" when you could just store 7 and let the frontend figure it out? This is what happens when the database optimization team gets to design the UI. Next up: replacing all button labels with enum values to save a few bytes. Your users will adapt.

When Your Game Logic Handles Your Social Calendar

Gamedev Programming Debugging

10 months ago 372.5K views 0 shares

When Your Game Logic Handles Your Social Calendar

When your game code doubles as relationship management software. Apparently lunch with Fern warrants complete destruction, while Rhode gets the "Do Nothing" treatment. The comments asking "Have we already done this?" and "Who did we go to lunch with?" suggest this developer's memory is as reliable as their version control. Nothing says "professional game development" quite like using array indices to track your social life and enemies list. Somewhere, a code reviewer is quietly updating their resume.