What It Feels Like To Promote Your Prototype To Get Feedback

Honey, the solo game dev experience isn't just a job—it's a FLAMING HELLSCAPE of existential torment! 🔥 There you sit, sipping coffee with a deranged smile while EVERYTHING BURNS AROUND YOU! Your code? BROKEN! Your confidence? SHATTERED! Your motivation? ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE TO BE FOUND! And let's not forget that constant voice screaming "YOU'RE A FRAUD" while you pretend everything's fine! The audacity to sit there thinking "this is fine" when your entire game development career is literally engulfed in flames! But sure, sweetie. Keep drinking that coffee. I'm sure the fire will put ITSELF out! 💅

The commitment to the bit is strong with this one. Some developers spend decades mastering languages and frameworks for practical career advancement. Then there's this absolute legend who spent seven years learning game development just to recreate a goose from Animal Crossing for a dad joke. This is the same energy as writing a custom sorting algorithm when you could just use Array.sort(). Or building your own JavaScript framework because React "doesn't meet your specific needs." We've all worked with that developer who takes the scenic route through hell when npm install would've done the trick. I'm not even mad. I'm impressed. This is what peak dedication looks like. Ship it.

Game developers know the pain! The guy is happily riding his bike with a stick, then suddenly the stick passes through his body like a ghost because—surprise—no collision detection! In Unity and other game engines, forgetting to add a capsule collider is basically inviting physics to take a vacation. That stick should've bonked him on the head, but instead, it's phasing through him like it's quantum tunneling. Every game dev has had that moment of "why isn't this object interacting with anything?!" only to realize they forgot the most basic component.

Nothing captures the soul-crushing disappointment of mobile game reality quite like this. Those flashy ads show some revolutionary gameplay experience with stunning graphics and deep mechanics. Then you download it and—surprise!—it's just another idle clicker that bombards you with microtransactions every 30 seconds. After 15 years in development, I've seen this same bait-and-switch tactic evolve from "slightly misleading" to "practically criminal." Remember when games were just... games? Now they're psychological experiments designed to extract maximum revenue from your wallet while delivering minimum enjoyment. The perfect game for this meme? Literally any mobile game released in the last five years. Pick one. Any one.

The eternal struggle of the game developer's brain - constantly being seduced by shiny new project ideas while your current project glares at you with betrayal and disappointment. That folder of half-finished Unity projects isn't going to complete itself, but damn if that new roguelike concept doesn't sound more exciting than fixing that collision detection bug you've been stuck on for three days. The project graveyard grows larger with each passing "Wouldn't it be cool if..." thought.

Nvidia's gone from "graphics card company" to "AI overlord" so fast that gamers are getting dumped like last year's Steam sale impulse buys. Remember when GPUs were for rendering Skyrim mods? Now they're calculating the probability of human extinction while costing more than your first car. The relationship status between gamers and Nvidia has officially changed to "it's complicated" – or rather, "it's computing" the next trillion-parameter model. Your RTX 4090 isn't rendering Cyberpunk anymore; it's rendering humanity obsolete.