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Just Show Us Your Localhost
Webdev Networking Programming Debugging Frontend
15 days ago 60.7K views 2 shares
Just Show Us Your Localhost
Ah, the classic "send us your localhost URL" response. Nothing says "I'm a real developer" like sharing a link only your own computer can access. These geniuses are essentially saying "Check out my amazing work at an address that literally translates to 'my computer'." It's like inviting someone to dinner at "my house" without providing the address. The best part is they're responding to a recruitment call with the digital equivalent of "trust me bro, it works on my machine."

Found A Really Fun One
Programming Webdev Frontend
2 months ago 75.8K views 0 shares
Found A Really Fun One
Oh my goodness, this is PEAK resume padding energy! 😂 That one sad little "Hello World" program standing awkwardly among your professional projects like it BELONGS there! Nothing screams "desperate to fill white space" like putting your first-ever for-loop next to your actual accomplishments! It's the coding equivalent of listing "proficient at Microsoft Word" when applying to be a senior developer! The contrast is just *chef's kiss* perfect - your fancy React project right next to "I once made a calculator that sometimes works"!

Cv
Programming Webdev Javascript Frontend Backend
2 months ago 89.5K views 0 shares
Cv
The most honest developer resume you'll ever see! This is basically every junior developer's portfolio when they apply for that "5 years experience required" job. Nothing screams "hire me" quite like a Hello World app, the legendary Test App that definitely works 60% of the time, and the crown jewel—Untitled Project, which was absolutely going to revolutionize the industry before the developer got distracted by a new JavaScript framework. The holy trinity of "trust me, I'm a programmer."