The Anon Design Pattern

The skeleton weightlifter speaks to the eternal cycle of developer optimism! You start each weekend thinking "This is it—I'm finally going to finish that side project!" Then reality hits: 48 hours later, you've got another GitHub repo gathering digital dust. It's the dev equivalent of buying gym equipment that becomes an expensive clothes hanger. The real workout was the mental gymnastics we performed convincing ourselves we'd actually complete something this time.

Console gamers are getting absolutely destroyed right now. Xbox raising prices, $80 games becoming the norm, and Nintendo charging $499 for a Mario Kart bundle? Meanwhile, the PC gaming prophet descends from the heavens with his divine message: "Don't worry and come to PC, you can trust me." Sure, you'll need to sell a kidney for a graphics card, but at least you won't be paying $70 for a game that goes on sale for $12 three months later on Steam. The PC Master Race welcomes another batch of console refugees with open, angelic wings.

The classic game dev betrayal. Your masterpiece runs flawlessly in the safe, controlled environment of the editor - smooth frame rates, perfect collisions, everything's green. Then you hit that build button and suddenly your character falls through the floor, textures turn into eldritch horrors, and somehow the main menu now launches nuclear missiles. It's the universal law of development: working in dev ≠ working in prod. The editor is just gaslighting you into a false sense of competence.

The eternal struggle of every web dev! Can't find the perfect game? Just build it yourself! Because obviously knowing HTML means you're basically a Unity expert too, right? 😂 The skull whispering "Do it yourself" is basically every project manager after you mention any problem. And that last line about knowing one language means knowing them all? Yeah, that's what we tell ourselves right before diving into a new framework with nothing but Stack Overflow and pure delusion as our guides. The confidence-to-competence ratio in web dev is truly a masterpiece of human imagination!

Ah yes, the pinnacle of debugging sophistication. Why spend 20 minutes configuring breakpoints and stepping through code when you can just pepper your codebase with Debug.Log("asdfasdf") and watch the console like it's reality TV? Sure, your senior developer might judge you for not using "proper" debugging techniques, but nothing beats the raw efficiency of keyboard-mashing a string that stands out in the log. If it works, it works. And let's be honest, we all know which line hit when we see "asdfasdf" scroll by.

Behold! The ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY of modern gaming! 😱 Remember when Nvidia was that sweet company making graphics cards for us gamers? Well DARLING, those days are GONE! They've abandoned us faster than developers abandon projects after saying "it's almost done!" Now it's all "AI this" and "machine learning that" while PC gamers are left SCREAMING into the void! Your RTX 4090 costs more than your first car? Nvidia's response? ZEROOOOO! GPU prices making you consider selling a kidney? Nvidia cares? ABSOLUTELY ZERO! Meanwhile, their stock price is doing the cha-cha slide to the moon because AI companies are throwing BUCKETS of money at them! The betrayal! The drama! The GPU-shaped hole in our wallets!