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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

John carmack Memes

Posts tagged with John carmack

The Anon Design Pattern

Gamedev C++ Algorithms Programming Debugging
16 days ago 134.0K views 0 shares
The Anon Design Pattern
The meme shows John Carmack (legendary DOOM creator) wearing an Oculus VR headset with a valve on his glasses, while someone mocks his C programming style. What they don't realize is that Carmack's procedural "functions only" approach created one of the most influential games ever while modern devs are still arguing about design patterns and class hierarchies. Sure, laugh at the lack of OOP while he's over there revolutionizing an entire industry with "just functions." Classic case of a junior dev criticizing senior code they don't understand yet.

Class Warfare In Programming Languages

C++ Programming
1 month ago 82.2K views 0 shares
Class Warfare In Programming Languages
OH. MY. GOD. Elon Musk just delivered the most SAVAGE programming pun in history! ๐Ÿ’€ When John Carmack (legendary game dev) asks about C++ advantages, Musk drops this bomb: "I like C because it avoids class warfare." GENIUS! He's literally making a political joke about C not having classes like C++ does! Then when someone asks if he prefers Python, he doubles down on C like it's his firstborn child! The man who builds rockets prefers a language from the 1970s with manual memory management? Billionaires really are a different species! ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ

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