Scripting Kinda Easy

Oh honey, someone just discovered that naming variables is THE HARDEST part of programming and decided to give up entirely! Instead of using actual descriptive names, they've created a beautiful masterpiece where keyboard controls are literally just... the action names. Shift = sprint? Groundbreaking. Space = jump? Revolutionary. Left click = punch? GENIUS. But wait, it gets better! They're so confident about their "graphics = very good" and "music = good" that they just... declared it in the code like a royal decree. No implementation, no assets, just pure manifestation energy. And of course, "fps = 120" and "no lag" because if you write it down, it becomes true, right? That's how game development works! Just comment your dreams into existence and ship it! 🎮✨