Union Makes Us Strong

HTML snuggled between actual programming languages like a cat between loaves of bread is the most accurate thing I've seen all week. Just chilling there with its markup tags, no variables, no functions, no compiler... yet somehow still invited to all the dev conferences. It's like that friend who can't code but still gets included in all the technical discussions because they bring snacks. "What's that? You can't handle logic? It's fine, you make pretty buttons."

The evolution of dependency management excuses is just *chef's kiss*. First we pretend it's a calculated technical decision. Then we admit we're just lazy. But that final panel? Pure gold. "LLMs don't understand it yet" is the new "works on my machine." Nothing like blaming AI for your technical debt while your package.json looks like a digital archaeological dig site. Meanwhile, your junior dev is quietly running "npm audit fix" in production.

Content When the frontend is redesigned on the top of same backend..

Content Embarrassingly parallel Parallel computing, a problem which is able to be trivially divided into parallelized tasks In parallel computing, an embarrassingly parallel workload or problem (also called embarrassingly parallelizable, perfectly parallel, delightfully parallel or pleasingly parallel) is one where little or no effort is needed to separate the problem into a number of parallel tasks.!) This is often the case where there is little or no dependency or need for communication between those parallel tasks, or for results between them.!21 ProdrammerHumor.io

This meme perfectly captures the hilarious contrast between scientists and developers when it comes to naming things. Scientists are literally crying over chemical nomenclature, insisting that a benzene ring with a methyl group must be called "toluene" and follow strict naming conventions. Meanwhile, developers are just chilling with their GitHub repo called "oobabooga" for a text generation tool, completely unbothered by naming standards. Why spend hours debating proper terminology when you can just slap "oobabooga" on your AI project and call it a day? Naming things might be one of the two hardest problems in computer science, but clearly some devs have found the ultimate solution: embrace the absurd!

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