Union Makes Us Strong

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Union Makes Us Strong

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The ULTIMATE workplace personality split! 😭 Designers having full-blown existential crises when another creative joins the team - "AM I NOT ENOUGH?!" Meanwhile, engineers are over there like primitive geniuses forming their coding tribes with zero emotional damage. The sheer AUDACITY of designers thinking they're special unique snowflakes while engineers are just like "MORE MONKEYS TO HELP DEBUG THIS NIGHTMARE!" Engineers secretly know the truth: no single human can possibly untangle the unholy mess of legacy code they've created, so reinforcements are ALWAYS welcome. It's not collaboration, it's survival strategy!

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