Union Makes Us Strong

Content like to think of myself, actually, as not a code writer, but an author. I just use zeros and ones instead of words 'cause words will let you down. But zeros and ones, never. Zeros and ones are as cool as shit.

Content When I get better I'm going to learn Js

When every single AI tool bombards you with the same "What do you want to build today?" prompt for the 47th time. Sure, I'll build a blockchain-based social network for cats with AR integration in 0.2 seconds! The rage is real when these no-code platforms promise to turn your napkin sketch into a production-ready app while actual developers are busy fighting dependency hell and merge conflicts. That "build your app in seconds" promise hits different after spending 3 hours configuring webpack.

Nothing says "professional software engineering" quite like bolting a modern extension onto a medieval castle. That's exactly what we do with legacy code every day. Those blue modern additions clinging desperately to ancient stone walls perfectly capture the "it works, don't touch it" mentality we've all encountered. Ten years of undocumented spaghetti code written by developers who've long since left the company, and management wants you to "just add one small feature" without breaking anything. Sure, a complete rebuild would be ideal, but who has time for that? So we slap on our modern architectural patterns and hope the whole thing doesn't come crashing down during the next deployment. And hey, at least we're not the ones who built the castle!

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