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Google: "Create a strong password with a mix of letters, numbers and symbols" Me: *types "ChuckNorris"* Google: "Password is too strong" That's not a bug, it's a feature! Chuck Norris doesn't need special characters—he IS the special character. Password strength meters just surrender when they encounter his name. The system isn't broken; it's just acknowledging that no hacker would dare attempt to breach an account protected by the roundhouse kick of passwords.

Content Lavern Spicer lavern spicer Where I come from, 12 equals 12. That's the mentality we need to have to take back this country. ProgrammerHumor.

The recruiter's slideshow vs your actual sprint planning meeting. Top image: "Look at our amazing collaborative environment and ping-pong tables!" Bottom image: "Day 3 of trying to fix that legacy codebase with zero documentation while the deadline approaches and management keeps adding features." Nothing prepares you for the moment you realize your shiny new job is actually just rowing in the galley of a sinking ship.

Content I Am Devloper iamdevloper 13 of US bandwidth is used by Netflix... the rest is used by 'rm-rf nodemodules npm install' 11:24 AM 14 Sep 17 8,234 Retweets 15.8K Likes 17

Content Cem Paya randomoracle Pro-tip: If colleagues complain your C code is "unreadable" try using these variable names: char broiled; double burger; short cake; float icecream; long story; signed sincerely; 6:41 PM 08 Jun 19 Twitter Web App 62 Retweets 246 Likes

Content THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULDN'T INTERRUPT A PROGRAMMER if c backtrack 1 iP c es ' backtrock Eo. ... so if the current character is a comma, we set the back- tracking Flag... 110-9) commit 5765 to here CLI ENTRY. , Sarah wrote this, causeo bug POINT parse logic? or did it just sroose it? NEW CONFIG): REMOTE CONFIG FORMAT PARSER LOADER CALLBACK FOR 7. CONFIG STATE no access to SOUR sh we just r stare lorerr HEY, SO I JUST SENT YOU AN EMAIL ABOUT THAT THING Jason Heeris 2013 LICENSE: CC BY-NC-ND 2.5 AU heeris.id.au