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The corporate world's obsession with AI has reached peak absurdity. Top image: CEO strutting around with sunglasses, basking in the glory of launching "the next revolutionary AI code editor" that probably just autocompletes semicolons. Bottom image: The actual dev team proudly showcasing their groundbreaking innovation—a new theme, one lonely extension, and the same VS Code we've been using since forever. Because why fix what's profitable when you can just slap "AI" on the marketing slides and watch the venture capital roll in?

Remember when we used to brag about building an app in 5 hours? Now we're just prompt engineers telling AI, "Hey, make me an app that does X" and then spending 4 minutes and 55 seconds scrolling Twitter while it works. Sure, the AI-built app has 47 different railway tracks going in random directions instead of our nice straightforward solution, but who cares? The client can't tell the difference and we still charge them for the full 5 hours anyway.