The Ultimate Date Format

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The eternal UX battle raging in every developer's soul. One side wants to build intuitive interfaces that your grandmother could navigate. The other side thinks users should suffer through raw SQL queries because "it builds character." Meanwhile, the product manager is crying in the corner while users are submitting support tickets asking what "SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0" means.

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The prison hierarchy just got disrupted by a frontend developer. While one inmate brags about murder, our CSS criminal quietly admits to writing <div class="right">Fat unibrow guy</div> – a crime so horrific it sends the murderer cowering in the corner. When you use meaningless class names and non-semantic HTML, you're not just hurting yourself... you're terrorizing every developer who inherits your code. The real prison was the codebase all along.

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