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The double entendre of CSS flexbox strikes again! This poor soul was bragging about mastering CSS flex properties yesterday, only to wake up today with complete amnesia about how any of it works. The friend's confusion is all of us trying to remember which flex property does what without checking Stack Overflow every 5 minutes. The "what did he flex about?" line is extra hilarious because CSS flexbox knowledge truly is the most fleeting victory in web development—you think you've conquered it, then your brain decides to garbage collect that information overnight.

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The eternal product development paradox in four panels! When a product manager demands a flashy new feature, developers ask the reasonable question: "Do our users actually need this?" Then comes the power move—the PM dramatically declares "Look at me. I am the user" with the intensity of someone who's never opened the app outside a demo. This is basically every feature prioritization meeting where actual user research got replaced by executive gut feelings. The "I am the user" declaration is the software development equivalent of "because I said so" from your childhood.

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Behold the horrifying family lineage of programming languages! C and C++ started as a respectable couple with just TWO family members. Fast forward a measly 5 years and BOOM—JavaScript appears. But wait for the apocalypse! 60 years later we're drowning in a TSUNAMI of JavaScript frameworks and libraries that have multiplied faster than rabbits on energy drinks! The family tree looks like someone sneezed on a genealogy chart! This is what happens when you let a language created in 10 days reproduce unchecked. The horror! THE HORROR!

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