Job Site In Progress: The Web Development Food Chain

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Job Site In Progress: The Web Development Food Chain

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The perfect visualization of web development hierarchy. The back-end is just a bunch of folks cooking up solutions in giant cauldrons over open flames, probably muttering incantations about database optimization. Meanwhile, the front-end is this polished restaurant where everything looks pristine and organized. And then there's the APIs – fancy waitstaff in bow ties who just transfer stuff between the chaos in the kitchen and the elegant dining room, judging everyone silently while doing absolutely nothing to improve the actual food. Classic software architecture in its natural habitat.

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