The Golden Rule Of User Interface Design

This Magic: The Gathering card parody perfectly skewers the JavaScript elitism paradox. JS devs looking down on C++ programmers from their "ivory towers" while conveniently ignoring that V8, SpiderMonkey, and every other JS engine is built with the very C++ they mock. It's like criticizing plumbers while living in a house with running water. The pseudo-Shakespearean quote at the bottom is the chef's kiss - a pretentious garnish on an already delicious serving of irony. The mana cost of "1" is perfect too - minimal effort required to maintain this level of cognitive dissonance!

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Ah, priorities in web development – where the clock icon shows the exact time down to the millisecond, but the API returns 404 when you breathe in its general direction. This is the perfect illustration of modern development: muscles for the frontend, atrophy for the backend. Spending 8 hours perfecting that subtle shadow animation while the authentication system is held together with duct tape and wishful thinking. The irony of having pixel-perfect UI while your server crashes if more than 3 people use it simultaneously is just *chef's kiss*.