The Forbidden Button Pattern

Ah yes, the classic "structure without function" approach. This mint-green building is basically what happens when you try to build a web app with just HTML – it exists, it has a structure, but don't expect it to actually do anything. It's like showing up to a gunfight with a particularly nice cardboard cutout of a gun. Sure, it looks like a building/website from a distance, but try clicking any button and you'll just hear the hollow echo of static content. The modern web equivalent of a painted facade in an old Western movie set.

The dream: "I'll use Flutter and write my app once for all platforms!" The reality: You end up writing it twice anyway because something always breaks on either Android or iOS. The bell curve shows that the average developers (the 68% in the middle) smugly believe cross-platform tools save time, while both the complete novices and the battle-scarred experts (the 0.1% on both ends) know the painful truth. Cross-platform frameworks are basically the tech equivalent of those "one size fits all" clothing items that somehow manage to fit nobody correctly.

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