Everything Is An Object

Your body is literally optimized for survival, reproduction, and energy conservation. But here you are, a biological marvel powered by mitochondria and ATP, running a JavaScript framework that re-renders the entire DOM every time someone breathes near a state variable. The skeleton knows what's up—it's grinding those bones into dust converting JSX into browser-compatible JavaScript, then watching React's reconciliation algorithm desperately try to figure out which components changed. Your CPU fans are screaming, your RAM is crying, and somewhere deep in your system monitor, a process called "node" is consuming 4GB just to display a button. Meanwhile, your ancestors survived saber-toothed tigers with less computational effort than it takes your laptop to run `npm install`. Evolution really didn't prepare us for the bundle size of modern web development.

When asked about a disliked programming language, this dev chose violence and went after English itself. Comparing our native tongue to a poorly designed programming language is painfully accurate. The semicolon usage is indeed arbitrary; we've got silent letters that contribute nothing; and try explaining "their/there/they're" to someone learning English without sounding like you're describing a bizarre legacy codebase. And don't get me started on the grammar police who act like linters with all warnings set to errors. No namespaces either—just ask anyone named John Smith about namespace collisions.

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Content You see a bunch of numbers and words on the screen, but none of it really means anything to YOU. Mash on the keys. Leave the console alone. You don't think you accomplished much, but you feel better.

Ah, the pinnacle of frontend design! Nothing says "we care about user experience" quite like a date picker that requires you to assemble your birthday like a ransom note cut from different magazines. The month selector is having an existential crisis with "j", "nov", and "febr" trying to coexist with "octo", "em", and "uly". Meanwhile, the day field defaulted to zero because apparently being born on the 0th day of the month is totally a thing now. And let's not forget the year 1900 - perfect for all those 124-year-old users filling out your form. This is what happens when you tell the intern "just make it work" without code review.

The bike represents a classic web architecture where everything is duct-taped together with questionable integration. The back-end (purple part) and front-end (green part) are connected by a REST API that's literally plastic wrap and tape. This is what happens when your "microservices" architecture is designed during a hackathon at 4am fueled by energy drinks and desperation. The developers stand proudly next to their monstrosity as if they've just revolutionized computing. Spoiler: they haven't.